Golf

The futility of following the little white ball around. But fun.

Teaching Kids To Play

There’s a disturbing trend of parents pushing their kids into sports thinking far too long term. Elementary schoolers toting half-sized golf bags around the driving range are the next Tiger Woods. Pop Warner football players are Heisman material as soon as the other 8-year olds have trouble catching them on long runs. Little Leaguers who [...]

Back to Basics

After a few years of complete and utter futility on the golf course, I decided it was time to take a few lessons and figure out what was wrong. The symptoms are strange and possibly inconsistent – I’m hitting my driver 150 yards long but 75 yards right, I can’t hit a 5-iron further than [...]

Stan Mikita Hates My Golf Game

I had the pleasure of playing in the NHL Charity Golf Event in July 2003, in a foursome with (at that time) Stanley Cup Champion and New Jersey Devil Scott Gomez. That shot is from the Medina Country Club, after we had once again dug divots in the fairway deep enough to hide a golf [...]

Nerd Defined

You know you’re a nerd when: You use epsilon in a sentence (and not in the Paul Erdos “kids are epsilons” malaproprism). Your golf game is much more runge-kutta than gutta-percha, not that it makes any difference. Your kids don’t have tantrums, they go non-linear. You have more than one t-shirt with an equation on [...]

Head Inversion for Duffers

Welcome to the newest arena for rants and raves: golf. It’s only appropriate in that it was one of my typically horrendous golf adventures that led to the “snowman” nickname (after carding a series of 8s and picking up my ball, often before even hitting the green). But I like the game; it’s challenging; it [...]

Living New Jersey Jokes

Know me and know that I bristle at Jersey jokes. It’s not just that I went to the same high school system as Bruce Springsteen, or that I spent endless summers “down the shore” or even that I witnessed the pseudo-rebirth of Atlantic City. I’m a Jersey guy and proud of it. Sometimes, though, we [...]